The Ballad of Brave Sir Romney
Bravely bold Sir Romney rode forth from his mansion.
He was not afraid to speak, O brave Sir Romney!
He was not at all afraid to challenge Sir Limbaugh,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Romney!
When Limbaugh called a girl a slut,
He bravely kept his brave mouth shut,
Yes, brave Sir Romney said nothing,
For three brave days he said nothing.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Romney!