"If you were a tree, what kind would you be?" - Barbara Walters to Katherine Hepburn
Here's the latest on Facebooks facial-recognition software and what to do about it
Several experts have also suggested that you upload photos of inanimate objects like trees and mountains and tagging them as yourself to throw the software off.
Or you could use a photo of Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, or any other of the crew of liars, grifters and hacks running for the chance to have their heads handed to them by Barack Obama in 2012.
It doesn't matter if the GOP nominee loses. The Republicans don't really care if they win back the White House. What they really want is the Senate. With total control of Congress, the GOP can completely paralyze Obama's agenda. That's all that matters to them.
I use a vintage photo of Charlie Parker and Miles Davis jamming at the 3 Deuces jazz club on NYC's 52nd Street in 1947.
So if Facebook wants to think I look like Bird, that's okay with me. ;)