Where's the death certificate?
We can't trust Obama's statement about Osama bin Laden. Let's get Donald Trump on the case.
The GOP will consider the genuineness of the body to be the same as the long form certificate*.
Osama was quite a long form btw, so this is apt. ;-)
*true statement for both the sane and insane members
What will the birthers - I mean conspiracy theorists - have to say about Osama being buried at sea within 24 hours? "Who's kidding. Osama's at Guantanamo, being tortured."