Congratulations, Dow Industrials!

You shot up in three hours from 7973 to close at 8835, an increase of 862 points, or 10%.

All people watching from the sidelines are encouraged to jump into equities now, since all the financial bad news is behind us, this holiday shopping season is sure to be boffo, and Detroit will resume selling big-profit SUVs once again.


posted by Quiddity at 11/13/2008 02:43:00 PM