Palin pre-empts state report, clears self in probe
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Whew! I was beginning to think Palin was in trouble, but now that she's cleared herself there's nothing to worry about.
Well, when McCain gets elected he can just pardon Palin, right? Problem solved!
And if McCain's not elected, Bush can do it for him before he slinks out the White House back door.
What's the difference between a pit bull and the Republican VP candidate? Handcuffs!
Seriously, she'll never be brought up on criminal charges over this. She has hockey mom immunity.