Change the travel plans!
Obama is going to Hawaii, allegedly to visit his ailing grandmother. It's obvious the real reason is to deliver a counterfit birth certificate in order to "prove" he's met the qualifications for becoming president.
If Obama and his granny want to get together then they should fly to Myrtle Beach, an unexotic place where real Americans hang out (according to Cokie Roberts
No, no, no, Quiddity. Real 'Murkins hang out on Texas pig farms, brush cuttin', bike ridin' and fishin'. Taking a break from presidentin'. It's hard work!