Andy McCarthy of the National Review asks the critical question: (his post title)
Did Obama Write "Dreams from My Father" ... Or Did Ayers?
Indeed. In fact, did Obama write "Dreams from My Father" ... or did
- Bernardine Dohrn?
- Mohammed Atta?
- Hugo Chavez?
- Vladimir Putin?
- O.J. Simpson?
- Paris Hilton?
- The Artificial Intelligence Lab at Google?
- You? That's right, you, the one reading this blog right now. Fess up!
Oh, Q, Mr. Humble ... we see where you're going with this. It's your way of fessing up without breaking your contractual obligation to keep mum.
I know this might turn the election, but it was the Butcher of Baghdad himself that ghost wrote that book. He had a softness towards Barack as they have "Hussein" in common.
Pish Posh! Osama bin Laden himself wrote the book! He personally dictated every word to Obama as Obama sat at his feet in mountain cave in Pakistan. That's how John McCain knows how to find bin Laden, he's just going to follow Obama around until he leads us right to him!
Yes! Yes! I did it! And I caved to the pressure from Osama Bin Ladin and Louis Farrakhan to leave out the incriminating evidence that B. Hussein Obama is an Indonesian/Kenyan citizen who has been brainwashed by Muslim schools to lead America into an Atheistic Sharia dictatorship!
I'm so sorry.