Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dear John McCain,

Please pick Joe Lieberman to be your running mate.


We'd never get that lucky. Holy Joe didn't cost Gore too many Democratic votes in 2000, but he'd hurt McCain plenty among Republicans, particularly in the south. For as much as them gun-totin', flag-wavin', Jesus-lovin', good ol' boy rednecks love to hate 'em some black folks, they hate Jews just as much, particularly the pro-choice, socially liberal ones.

By Anonymous Screamin' Demon, at 8/28/2008 12:10 PM  

I'm starting to think that Obama will lose and lose because he is black. Maybe having Lieberman as part of the other choice will even things up.

By Anonymous Rockie the Dog, at 8/28/2008 1:17 PM  

"Ach du Lieber-man!"
playing second banana to Tim Conway's TV old man. A revival of Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple."

By Blogger Shag from Brookline, at 8/28/2008 2:53 PM  

Considering who he actually chose, he'd have been better off with Lieberman.

By Anonymous Screamin' Demon, at 8/29/2008 1:24 PM  

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