Sunday, October 14, 2007
Mickey Kaus contemplating a romantic evening:
That's a bit culturally insensitive to goat humpers...isn't it?
easy to belittle this sort of thing but someday you will find yourself looking for sex that does not cost an expensive dinner or get headaches at the wrong times or babble about former boyfriends or wonder when you are going to offer an expensive ring or complain that we do not discuss things enough or wonder why you must go out with the boys for a beer or ask why you dislike her mother so much. The only feedback from the wooly one: your penis? bahhhhh
Well, if your other option was Ann Coulter.....
Hmm, I wonder if he shares his interests with James Lileks who writes "The Bleat?"
Bio and pics of the Nigerian Dwarf, Mickey's "friend"
Look, he was just doing research on this sheep, and his stance got a little wide.
So, that would be Mickey's version of "My Pet Goat"?
Mickey Kaus? I heard that guy was a goat fucker. I guess it's really true.
People are talking.
"Look, he was just doing research on this sheep,"
Capraphilia has got nothing to do with sheep: Capraphiles only love goats, NOT sheep, you dimwit. Educate yourself.
Ovisphilia is disgusting though.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to. A great and searing tragedy has occurred, and none of us knows what drove it, or why ...he... did what he did. Maybe Congress will investigate. Maybe a few years from now we'll find out what really happened.
For now we're left with the famous photo...
This is not funny. Baa means baa, people. Baa means baa.
If anyone isn't convinced, just google for "Kaus blows goats" and you'll find allegations of that very thing at the top of the list:
But google for "Kaus denies blowing goats" and here's what you get:
and now a joke:
Hey kid, doesn't it bother you that
your dad has sex with sheep?
Kid: Na-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, not really.
Is Google Earth hiding a picture of Kaus and Michelle Malkin having a goat orgy on her lawn?
I'm just asking is all.
Mickey may also know how to make a ewe-turn in his search for virgin wool. Ann Coulter need not apply.
Another joke: Mickey Kaus and Bill Kristol are walking (not holding hands, just together) along a country road and they see a goat with its head stuck in a fence. Mickey immediately drops trou and fucks away. When finished, he asks if Bill would like a turn.
"Are you crazy?" asks Bill, "My head wouldn't fit in that fence!"
why to scotsmen wear kilts?
Because goats can hear a zipper a mile away.
The real joke is that he's eyeing the UGLY one!
.... or is it just me....
oh well, to each his own.
No, you are right. Mickey was breaking in the new shepherd. He told the boy to go out and fuck one of the goats because it was "what all us goat herders do."
When the boy returned, Mickey laughed, and the lad knew he'd been made a fool.
"You picked the ugliest one!"
God, anonymous, you sure are right. If only women would just shut up already and just let you stick it in...
Was Mickey one of the two guys featured in the "AFLACK!" commercial that featured a goat (in lieu of the goose)? A goat can provide a butt. A goose can provide, well, a goose. But what would Mickey bring to a menagerie-a-trois?
...and then one of the miners says:
"You don't understand, that's the sheriff's gal."
Gracas, gracias, no, de nada...
I'll be here all week, try the mutton.