Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Parallel lives:

Melding of this and this:
The tragic car bombing in Baghdad underscores the need to allow explosives laden automobiles on the city streets, according to the leader of a pro-car-bombing group.

"The latest bombing demands an immediate end to the car-bomb free zone law which leaves the nation's capital at the mercy of madmen," said Qassim al-Moussawi, executive director of the Tikrit-based Car Bomb Owners of Iraq, in a statement e-mailed to the media Tuesday.


This is priceless, Quiddity. After all, a car bomb would be classified as "arms," right?

Sadly, your satirical paragraphs are not far from the truth already. The 'wingers , have a slogan that could fit right out of the box:

More Rubble, Less Trouble.

People like Instapundit use it without apparent irony.

By Blogger riffle, at 4/18/2007 9:11 PM  

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