Hooray!Khalid Shaikh Mohammed has
confessed to:
- The organizing, planning, follow-up and execution of the 9/11 attack.
- The 1993 World Trade Center operation.
- Training shoe bomber Richard Reid.
- Planning to assassinate Pope John Paul II.
- Planning to assassinate Pope John Paul I.
- Organizing the Bali attack.
- Personally killing Richard Pearl.
- Thwarting the Bay of Pigs operation.
- Engineering the 1983 Beirut barracks bombing.
- Starting the Reichstag Fire.
- Stealing the Washington State gubernatorial election.
- Sabotaging O-rings that resulted in the Challenger explosion.
- Enticing people with poor credit histories to sign up for adjustable rate mortgages.
- Faking climate data in order to (falsely) show global warming is a threat.
- Building, and then hiding where no one can find them, mobile bio-weapons labs in Iraq.
- Sending more Spam e-mail than anybody else on the planet.
- Arming the Puerto Rican nationalists that attacked Truman while he was residing in Blair House.
- Cracking the Liberty Bell.
It's amazing what truths you can learn from torturing somebody, isn't it?
posted by Quiddity at 3/15/2007 06:32:00 AM
i was hoping he knew where to find jimmy hoffa.
-jello
Amazing coincidence that this became news right in the midst of prrof that another administration scandal can be definitively traced to Karl Rove. What are the odds?
He also confessed to outing Valerie Plame, to running Enron, to telepathically forcing the Administration to ignore Katrina, to allowing bin Laden to escape at Tora Bora, to masterminding the housing bubble, to forcing Dick Cheney to ask for 5 deferments, to having been at Roswell in 48, and to being Jack the Ripper.
