Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Do what the president tells you to do!

From the press conference:
A recent report on retail sales shows a strong beginning to the holiday shopping season across the country -- and I encourage you all to go shopping more.
Do more shopping. Shop, shop, shop. And if you are out of money, borrow so that you can shop some more.

Your leader has spoken.


That's leadership, man. Big-time leadership.

"I encourage you to shop."



By Anonymous William K. Wolfrum, at 12/20/2006 4:23 PM  

You're just bitter because you've neglected to create a cafepress site with licensed uggabugga coffee mugs, and none of that money is going to you.

By Anonymous jms, at 12/20/2006 7:38 PM  

I was watching TV with Sister Avenger last night, and the usual Master Card ad came on.

She told me that Professor Avenger, (aka Dad) hates the ads because he feels they encourage people to go deeper into debt.

By Anonymous The Dark Avenger, at 12/25/2006 3:00 PM  

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