Listen up, readers!

Hey, have you ever heard of a guy called Hitler? He was a funny looking fellow with a Charlie Chaplin mustache, but also a mean son-of-a-bitch. He was the leader of Germany and he talked big and threatened other countries.

The problem was, nobody did much to stop him. The next thing you know, World War II is underway and that was really bad.

Well, guess what? The president of Iran is exactly like Hitler. Poses the same threat. But we don't want to do nothin'again and have another world war.

So we gotta attack Iran now.


posted by Quiddity at 4/17/2006 07:32:00 PM