Bush holds surprise press conference:

What a brave, brave thing to do. Wouldn't you like to, say, set the time and place of your job interview? Just show up unannounced; the employer has to scramble and grab whatever staff can be had at the moment to evaluate you.

It's as if Bush can't schedule a potential hostile confrontation. Only on a given morning, when he's up for it at that moment, will he have the strength to face the press. That is so like a depressed, wasted alcoholic.


posted by Quiddity at 3/21/2006 12:20:00 PM