Something missing:

With all the talk of the Abramoff scandal, the DeLay scandal, Frist scandal, Bob Nye scandal, and the lobbying scandals, something has been missing.

Sex.

The most hedonistic thing we've read about were golfing trips to St. Andrews. What are the Republicans doing with all that money? Where has Billy Tauzin spent his millions? Did any strippers board the Duke-stir?

Perhaps the absence of sex helps the Democrats. If there was a sex angle to one of those currently being accused of corruption, then maybe that story about that individual would suck up all the oxygen, making it harder to demonstrate that a class of individuals (Republicans) were guilty of bad behavior.


posted by Quiddity at 1/21/2006 07:18:00 PM