Isolation of the gene pool: 
Yup, that's the logo for
Conservative Match. And they've got an endorsemant/message for women:
"...despite the liberal lads you've been dating, there is hope out there."
—Rush Limbaugh
Is that really the most appropriate person to use? Limbaugh has a pretty checkered record when it comes to romance.
On their Preview page(s), they have a sample account along with other goodies like a catch-all News and Announcements. Click on
that, and you get this charming story:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
Wow. That's extremely clever!
posted by Quiddity at 1/04/2005 02:28:00 AM
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican kicked the homeless person, called him a lazy welfare mooch and told him to get a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket snapped a couple of times and said, "See this is what life is all about.
The Democrat was not impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and attempted to get the twenty dollars he had seen earlier, but only found a buck. Due to a clever utilitization of tax code and Bush tax cuts the 19 dollars has found it way to some off shore tax free shangra-la. He gave the homeless person the buck and gave the homeless man what he could himself.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
A Republican stood before Peter at the gates of Heaven. Peter's assistant checked the Book to see if the Republican could enter Heaven, but found only greed and cruelty. Peter said he was sorry.
The Republican protested, Wait! Once I passed a homeless veteran begging for bread in the street and I gave him a dime!
And behold, this was in the Book. But Peter said that a dime didn't make up for a lifetime of greedy sin.
The Republican cried, But there was another time! A starving widow needed fifteen cents for a bus to the hospital, and I had five pennies and I threw them at her. I think she found all of them!
Lo, this too was in the Book. Peter thought and thought, and finally he said,
Give him back his fifteen cents and tell him to go to Hell.
