Evan Thomas writes | We reply |
... for the past several years, [Limbaugh was] living in a private hell of pain and compulsion. | It's not yet known if he took the pills for pain or for other reasons (e.g for weight loss or for fun) |
IN THE END, he was betrayed by his own housekeeper. | Poor Rush, "betrayed" by someone. His own housekeeper. How unfair! |
Limbaughs exposure as a pain-pill addict began when Wilma Cline, 42, who had worked at Limbaughs $30 million Florida estate from 1997 to July 2001, showed up at the Palm Beach County state attorneys office late last year eager to sic the cops on her former boss. | Poor Rush, the lady wanted to "sic the cops" on him. |
Her motive remained murky ... | Bullshit. 100% top-grade bullshit. She was worried about taking the rap should Limbaugh get caught. That was in the news reports, Evan. |
The man behind the curtain is not the God of Family Values but a childless, twice-divorced, thrice-married schlub whose idea of a good time is to lie on his couch and watch football endlessly. | We all know schlubs are harmless. |
Journalists who have spent time with Limbaugh have been struck by the contrast between Rush the Radio Know-It-All and the private, ill-at-ease Limbaugh. | Yep, we should all reach out and comfort a multi-millionaire who complains when moms on welfare have "luxuries" like a microvave oven. (We vividly remember that rant from a while back.) |
Limbaughs own mother remarked on his somewhat passive-aggressive reticence as a child. Little Rush was very quiet. | Let's bring in the mother to tug on the heartstrings. "Little Rush"? |
[His mother said] at Halloween, he really didnt care much for trick or treating. He would rather stay at home." | And Halloween is coming up in just a few weeks. It's too sad for words. |
... Limbaughs father never quite approved of his career path, and ... Rush would be depressed and deflated every time he got off the phone with his dad. | Poor, poor, Rush. |
... despite his on-air bombast, Limbaugh is known for his politeness, even gentleness at times | Gentle, polite Limbaugh --- NOT! |
Limbaughs dependence on painkillers began after an unsuccessful back surgery in the late 90s. | Prove it. |
Gary Bauer, president of the conservative organization American Values, drew a distinction between a crack addict and Limbaughs brand of addiction. From a moral standpoint, theres a difference between people who go out and seek a high and get addicted and the millions of Americans dealing with pain who inadvertently get addicted | It sure looks to us like Limbaugh was seeking a high. News reports citing the housekeeper do not make references to Limbaugh being in pain and therefore needing pills. |