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Monday, July 28, 2003

Vote early, vote often:

         
  State of California - Special Election  
  Tuesday, October 7, 2003
(79 days before Christmas)
     
         
 
 
  MEASURE ONE      
         
  Shall the governor of California be recalled?      
  Yes è ¡  
  No è ¡  
 
 
  MEASURE TWO      
         
  If Measure One carries (recall of the governor)
the people of California shall select a replacement
from a list of candidates [below]. The candidate
receiving a plurality of the votes, even if that's
as small as, say, 15%, shall become governor.
     
 
NOTE: Your vote will not count unless you have
voted for or against the recall of the governor.
     
  Vote for only one candidate:      
  Darrell Issa
Rich guy who can buy elections
è ¡  
  Bill Simon
Rich guy who can lose elections
è ¡  
  Arnold Schwarzenegger
Can you believe it?
è ¡  
  Mayor of Fresno
Why not take a flyer on this guy?
è ¡  
  Michael Huffington
Bi-partisan
è ¡  
  Ariana Huffington
Ex-wife of Michael (hey, this is California)
è ¡  
  Audie Bock
A Green who is running as a Democrat
è ¡  
  Peter Camejo
Another Green making life miserable for Democrats (as a Green)
è ¡  
  Gary Condit
You thought it couldn't get any worse. Think again.
è ¡  
 
 
  MEASURE THREE      
         
  If Measure One carries and the replacement
governor cannot balance the budget in under
sixty (60) days without raising taxes or cutting
services, shall the governor of California be
recalled again?
     
 
SEC'Y OF STATE COMMENT: As long as we're
having an election, why not make the most of it?
     
  Yes è ¡  
  No è ¡  
 
 
  MEASURE FOUR      
         
  If Measure One carries and Measure Three carries
and all hell breaks loose, the people of California
shall select another replacement from a list of
candidates [below]. The candidate with the votes
whose last five digits is closest to the winning
lottery numbers picked on the first Wednesday
in December, shall become governor.
     
  Vote for only one candidate (without giggling):      
  Ozzy Osbourne
Much more amusing than Arnold
è ¡  
  Bill Simon
Keeps coming back like a bad penny
è ¡  
  Jack Kemp
Former quarterback for the San Diego Chargers
è ¡  
  Ralph Nader
He just couldn't leave well enough alone.
è ¡  
  Ronald Reagan
Tanned, rested, and ... ?
è ¡  
 
 
  MEASURE FIVE (advisory only)      
         
  Had enough?      
  Yes è ¡  
  No è ¡  
 
 
         
  Ballot design by Teresa LePore      



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