Why Ari left:

Nobody should be surprised to learn that Ari Fleischer is leaving the White House. It's important to note that "Fleischer, 42, got married six months ago." We're pretty sure that Ari violated Bush's abstinence-before-marriage policy, and that once the president found out, it was only a matter of time before Fleischer had to pack his bags and skedaddle.

posted by Quiddity at 5/19/2003 07:16:00 AM