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| 1. | Make sure you
are buying drugs
from a dealer
you can trust. | | | | 2. | There are some
pretty neat things
being brewed up
these days. | | | | | | | 3. | Smoke or
swallow: choose
what works best
for you. | |
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| 4. | Party at home
or hop in the car? | | | | 5. | If driving, wait
for Aerosmith. | | | | 6. | Look at that cool
sunset. Better
pull off before
getting really
high. | | | | |
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| 7. | If staying home,
for God's sake,
have an exit
route in case
John Ashcroft
comes to arrest
you. | | | | | | | 8. | And remember to
put a towel next
to the door
to prevent
smoke from
getting out. | | | | | | | 9. | If you're loaded,
time may appear
to slow down
and make watching
TV or listening
to the radio
extremely boring.
| | | | |
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| 10. | Oops, overdid
it.
Boy, am I wasted! | | | | 11. | This is worse
than last year's
Halloween party. | | | | 12. | IMPORTANT:
If you're going
to go out
afterwards, be
sure that you're
not showing red-
eye, and wash
your hands to
remove that
dope smell. | |
