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Friday, January 03, 2003

Let's play North Korean Brinksmanship!

See how fast you can get to a nuclear conflict. If you land on the special "Bush squares" you can arrive even faster!

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Roll 1 dice per move.
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  Cut off talks with North Korea.

Move an additional 3 squares. è

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Have you stocked up on Potassium Iodide anti-radiation pills?

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New York Times is (predictably) concerned about the direction of U.S. foreign policy.
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Snub South Korea’s President Kim Dae-Jung over his détente strategy.

ç Move an additional 4 squares.

  Scrap ABM treaty.

ç Move an additional 3 squares.

       
U.S. acts as if it isn't restrained by world opinion (ditch various multinational agreements).

Move an additional 2 squares. è

Declare North Korea part of the “axis of evil”.

Move an additional 6 squares. è

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Wait for Tony Blair to comment on this issue.
(lose 1 turn)

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In the Nuclear Posture Review, put North Korea on a list of potential targets for U.S. nuclear weapons.

ç Move an additional 5 squares.

Make disparaging comments about Clinton's handling of North Korea in 1994.

ç Move an additional 1 square.

       
Talk about lowering the threshold for nuclear weapons by making low-yield tactical nukes available for some battlefield situations.

Move an additional 4 squares. è

Bush denounces Kim Jong Il as a "pygmy".

Move an additional 2 squares. è

China and Russia appeal for deplomacy to work.

ç Move back 3 squares.

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Conservative webloggers get very excited.

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Sen. Richard Lugar presses for cooler heads to prevail.

Move back 3 squares. è

Bush compares Kim Jong Il to "a spoiled child at a dinner table."

ç Move an additional 2 squares.

U.S. shows how tough it can be, using Iraq as the example.

ç Move an additional 3 squares.

       
Confront Pyongyang with evidence of uranium enrichment program.

Move an additional 3 squares. è

Announce new U.S. policy of preemptive action.

Move an additional 2 squares. è

Do a little destabilizing missile defense testing.

Move an additional 3 squares. è

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Watch Colin Powell go on all the Sunday talk shows and try to talk down the crisis.

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Bush Assails N. Korean Leader, accuses Kim Jong Il of being "somebody who starves his own people."

ç Move an additional 2 squares.

Defense Secretary warns N. Korea that U.S. can wage two wars at once.

ç Move an additional 1 square.

       
Reject call for non-aggression pact with N Korea.

Move an additional 1 square. è

  Make last-minute emergency call to Jimmy Carter?


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