Monday, November 15, 2004

Another one:

In the wake of our suggestion for a new seal for the Department of Justice, and in light of the purge going on at the CIA, we suggest a change there as well. It appears that career specialists at the agency will be shown the door - to be replaced by reliable, loyal political types. The goal, apparently, is to silence any views that differ from the administration. So out with the eagle. In with a myna bird. And the motto "nemine contradicente" (with no one speaking in opposition) should go on the shield, replacing the compass.

Old seal:

New seal:


I would use a parrot vice mynah, too many don't recognise the mynah.

Bryan D.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/16/2004 12:51 PM  

Didn't Benjamin Franklin want to use a turkey
for the national bird?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/20/2004 6:14 AM  

The classic symbol of the Central Intelligence Agency should and always will be the great bal eagle.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/11/2005 2:08 PM  

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